It's April 1st!
Here's my stash in its entirety, minus WIPs:

Wool:

let's see, there's some LP Bulky, some Patons Classic Wool, some Galway Classic, some Elann Peruvian, a ball or Rowan Big Wool, 2 of Cascade Jazz, some cascade 220 quattro, & multiple Kureyon leftovers.
Wool blends:

Ok, there's some Paton's Bella, some LB Landscapes, a couple leftover hanks of Cascade Lana D'Oro and some LP Cotton Fleece.
Cotton:

Sugar & Cream, one lone hank of CP Cotton Chenille, some leftover Berroco Cotton Twist, some Rowan Wool Cotton, Rowan Cotton Glace w/ abandoned baby booties, and tons of Suss Cotton from two kits I bought when the kits were 75% off.
A close-up of the Suss:

Some random mohair & eyelash, neither of which do I have a
clue what I'll ever knit:

I'm in love with this Cascade Jazz-- I bought it when it first came out at a LYS who had it marked at $9/ skein. I think she meant $19, because I have since seen it for anywhere from $17 to $20. I knit a gorgeous chemo cap out of the first skein, but I haven't decided what to do with these two:

Oh! Books!

I think that's about it for my stash! It's not immense, but it's got some decent variety. It all fits into my mother's hope chest, so I kind of use that as a stopping point-- if I can't close the lid, no more yarn! Of course, I
have to go buy 6 skeins of Cotton-Ease today so I can start
Crumpets.
Hmmm, crumpets. I need breakfast!